Alien Invasion Theorists Gifts

"Take us to your leader!"

"You left this on our ship."

Alien Assumption

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Elevator Music

'Take me to your computer.'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Cows make terrible superheroes

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

Any news on that star that might have a Dyson sphere around it? Nothing new. I mean, they discovered the star's probably been dimming ever since 1890, which could lend credence to the notion an alien race has been building a Dyson sphere. By they discovered that a few months ago. There's been nothing since then, so ... whatever. Must be nothing there. They should do a study to see how long it takes your attention span to dim. What? Why? What're we talking about?

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Five

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'

'Planet earth is doomed! They all look like your mother!'

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

'Try not to cause panic - it spoils the meat.'

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

'I'd steer clear of them on the forth of July!'

"Flying saucer-shaped unidentified cigar"

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'