Alien Invasion Analyst Gifts

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Four

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"That's hardly necessary!"

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Legalish

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Government Intelligence

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

The Use of Cavalry

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Cyberwarfare

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

CIA Espionage

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

Angela Merkel

Obama's surveillance of America.

Report No Evil

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'