Alien Invasion Theorist Gifts

Positively Lying

Robot Attack in Bath

"You left this on our ship."

Alien Assumption

"I've been genetically modified!"

Elevator Music

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'Take me to your computer.'

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'War!... What's it good for?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Five

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

Any news on that star that might have a Dyson sphere around it? Nothing new. I mean, they discovered the star's probably been dimming ever since 1890, which could lend credence to the notion an alien race has been building a Dyson sphere. By they discovered that a few months ago. There's been nothing since then, so ... whatever. Must be nothing there. They should do a study to see how long it takes your attention span to dim. What? Why? What're we talking about?

Cows make terrible superheroes

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

"Take us to your leader!"

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

'Try not to cause panic - it spoils the meat.'

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'

'Planet earth is doomed! They all look like your mother!'