Alien Invasion Theorist Mugs

Robot Attack in Bath

"You left this on our ship."

Alien Assumption

Elevator Music

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'Take me to your computer.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'War!... What's it good for?'

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

Cows make terrible superheroes

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Take us to your leader!"

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

'Try not to cause panic - it spoils the meat.'

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'

"There's something different about that crop circle..."

'Planet earth is doomed! They all look like your mother!'

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".