Ancient Alien Theorist Gifts

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"You left this on our ship."

Alien Assumption

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Elevator Music

'Take me to your computer.'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

UFO and snowman

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Robot Attack in Bath

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

"Take us to your leader!"

'The problem is you don't know the value of a clam shell.'

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'