Ancient Astronaut Theorist Gifts

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Take me to your computer.'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Bloody warmongers!'

'This can't be good.'

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'I'm working on a book that will blow the lid off the paleolithic era!'

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

Great Moments in Accountancy.

One day an idea began to form in Klog's head - he quickly took preventative action.

"When you have all the answers, what's left?"

"You're quite the pick up artist!"

Why we only see one side of the moon