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'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Any news on that star that might have a Dyson sphere around it? Nothing new. I mean, they discovered the star's probably been dimming ever since 1890, which could lend credence to the notion an alien race has been building a Dyson sphere. By they discovered that a few months ago. There's been nothing since then, so ... whatever. Must be nothing there. They should do a study to see how long it takes your attention span to dim. What? Why? What're we talking about?

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Hair Crop Circle

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Alien Assumption

Save Our Universe

Apple Pie Abduction