Alien Studies T-Shirts

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

Friendly Alien.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Relax, we're friendly. Earth is on our 20-planet tour.

Interplanetary Transaction

UFO and snowman

"In this vast universe there must be other creatures - so where is everybody?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You left this on our ship."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

How am I abducting?

Alien Assumption

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."