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The Day the Earthlings' Brains Stood Still

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

We've been coming here for decades, but I still don't understand their idea that the richest person is the one with the most money.

Friendly Alien.

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Relax, we're friendly. Earth is on our 20-planet tour.

Interplanetary Transaction

UFO and snowman

"In this vast universe there must be other creatures - so where is everybody?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'