Alien T-Shirts

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

"We must save Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."

'...I see no signs of intelligent life.'

'It's strictly catch and release, but Coconut Shrimp is great bait.'

'You thought they were free, didn't you, Jimmy? Well, we've got news for you - nothing in this universe is really free, Jimmy, nothing. We want payment for the steak knives.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Tractor beam's broken."

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"In space, nobody can hear you bark."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."