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'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

"We must save Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."

'...I see no signs of intelligent life.'

'It's strictly catch and release, but Coconut Shrimp is great bait.'

'You thought they were free, didn't you, Jimmy? Well, we've got news for you - nothing in this universe is really free, Jimmy, nothing. We want payment for the steak knives.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Tractor beam's broken."

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"In space, nobody can hear you bark."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

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