Alien Study Prints

'It's THEM.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

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'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Alien Assumption

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Save Our Universe

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

dog vs UFO...

How am I abducting?

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"