Alien Encounters Prints

"When I said take me to you leader. I meant Elon."

"This way we avoid the turnpike."

'All this destruction and devastation everywhere - and you having to be armed to the teeth! What sort of terrible monster do you share your planet with?'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Alien Assumption

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

I'm not sure I'm in the right Thursday night encounter group.

"I've got vertigo."

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Well, that one got away."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"Underweird bras."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

UFO Shelter

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'You do Botox?'

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Chugger on the Moon