Alien Encounter Enthusiasts Prints

"Hey, while you guys have that laser thingy out, how about removing that tattoo? Don't ask, it was a college thing."

'What a relief! We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different than ours!'

Chugger on the Moon

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

dog vs UFO...

Save Our Universe

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

How am I abducting?

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Alien Assumption

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Blue Origin

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!