Alien Enthusiasts Prints

"So far, so good."

"You're not from around here are you?"

Universe Challenge

"That thing wasn't covered in my online medical degree program."

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

'I'm here to have my lens replaced - the doctor comes highly recommended!'

'Take me to your weeder!'

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Field Trip!

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

'See if they have their green cards.'

Now wash your gogs

'Zeon! How many times do i have to tell you! STOP Earthing the neighbours!'

'I said, 'take us to your leader', that's whoo!'

Bone Abduction

Bumper Car UFO.

Alien Mount Rushmore

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Recruiting nurses from further afield.

"Check out these sleep masks."

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

'Looks like a lovely spot to raise the children.'

"Each person sees himself as a uniquely precious miracle of life but honestly, to me they all taste like chicken."

"Shouldn't you be wearing a mask?"

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

"Take me to your lederhosen!"

"Yelp is nuts—Earth was not '4 stars.'"

Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.

It's both actually, we refrain from eating animal products and we're from Vega.

You heard me – shoes and phone in the tray, water in the trash.

"Take us to your feeder."

That's another earthling who hasn't even looked up from one of those things. I miss the days when they at least recognized the abduction experience.

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"First of all, if you're not sitting down, you should sit down."