Alien Enthusiasts Mugs

"So far, so good."

"You're not from around here are you?"

Universe Challenge

'I'm here to have my lens replaced - the doctor comes highly recommended!'

'Take me to your weeder!'

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

Bone Abduction

"Shouldn't you be wearing a mask?"

Bumper Car UFO.

"Each person sees himself as a uniquely precious miracle of life but honestly, to me they all taste like chicken."

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

Field Trip!

'See if they have their green cards.'

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'I said, 'take us to your leader', that's whoo!'

"Take me to your lederhosen!"

'Looks like a lovely spot to raise the children.'

"Check out these sleep masks."

Now wash your gogs

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

'Zeon! How many times do i have to tell you! STOP Earthing the neighbours!'

Recruiting nurses from further afield.

"Radical right or radical left?"

"Take me to your asylum seekers office."

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"

"First of all, if you're not sitting down, you should sit down."

"For some reason the earthlings are not regarding us with the level of awe we were told to expect."

"The galaxy he's from- ask him if it's got oil."

"I hate my driver’s license photo."

"Yelp is nuts—Earth was not '4 stars.'"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Oh George. My heart."