Alien Aficionados Mugs

'Sir, I think the cost may be somewhat higher than the quote I gave you, over the phone.'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Search for Extra-terrestrials - "Did someone leave a message on my pager ?"

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

The most bizarre life form Gyork had ever encountered.

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

"Do you ever wonder if there's life on Mars?"

'Take me to your least insane leader...'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Crash-test dummy alien in crashed UFO

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"Sorry, but I can't seem to find the exchange rate for xyglotzits!"

'The vehichle itself wasn't so expensive, but the factory delivery charges were huge.'

'Our satellite dish gets everything...'

'He's a cro-magnon -- you owe me five bucks!'

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

'If you're born here, you're automatically an American citizen, right?'

"Do you think I lack the human touch?"

'Just like at home, the Martians are dumping industrial waste in their fabled canals.'

"And what about us?"

"Uh-oh."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

"So, how do you like cappuccino?"

"I'm going to take a shortcut through that black hole and save us 30,000 years."

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

"Glorious one tonight, isn't it?"

"Remember that you are space dust, and to space dust you shall return."

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

"Oh, you know, I'm just a typical guy in a boring suit, working in the corporate industry."

"I know it's just mindless junk, but I can't stop watching."

'We'd love to bring you the benefits of advanced technology, but I'm afraid we're only unskilled laborers looking for a job.'