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'Sir, I think the cost may be somewhat higher than the quote I gave you, over the phone.'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Search for Extra-terrestrials - "Did someone leave a message on my pager ?"

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

'Take me to your least insane leader...'

"Do you ever wonder if there's life on Mars?"

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

The most bizarre life form Gyork had ever encountered.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'The vehichle itself wasn't so expensive, but the factory delivery charges were huge.'

'Why do I keep getting two too many? Okay, everybody, let's do one more head count!'

"Sorry, but I can't seem to find the exchange rate for xyglotzits!"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Our satellite dish gets everything...'

"Uh-oh."

'Just like at home, the Martians are dumping industrial waste in their fabled canals.'

'If you're born here, you're automatically an American citizen, right?'

Crash-test dummy alien in crashed UFO

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

"And what about us?"

'He's a cro-magnon -- you owe me five bucks!'

"Do you think I lack the human touch?"

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

'Take me to your lager!'

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

Now do you believe the alien abduction stories?!

Aliens collide with Santa.

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

Take me to your leader. . .

The guy who led the Pentagon's research into UFOs says they're real. Whooptie-doo. What else is new? The year was nineteen hundred and forty-seven. I was on guard duty in Roswell, New Mexico. To make a long story short … we came from different worlds. Her father did not approve. But her love for me is the only reason we still have a Northern Hemisphere. I promised not to call her and her father spared the planet, is what I'm saying. I got that.

"So, how do you like cappuccino?"

Who's laughing at the granola bar I always keep in my purse now?

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."