Alien Aficionado Pillows

"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."

Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.

"Cower before me, earthlings! Your bombs have failed, we have killed many of you, less of you remain to fight..."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Without a green card, many super heroes from distant planets end up fighting grime.'

"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

'And tonight our pundits will be debating the issue, 'do extra terrestrials exist?'

'This is my new friend Roger - he's a real down-to-earth kind of guy.'

Help us meet our goal and we won't destroy your planet.

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"

'We'd like to talk to you about the kingdom of God...'

'Now, don't make a big fuss -- we're just migrant workers.'

"From now on, things will be different around here."

'I'm an out-of-network provider."

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

'I think he wants you to pull his finger Mr President'

'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'

'I appreciate the concept of universal health care, but there are limits.'

"I live in Atlanta, but I think you meant where am I from originally."

"Nessie's been abducted by aliens."

The arrival of aliens.

'Something went terribly wrong between design and development.'

'Of course we speak English, Its the language of choice for species bent on galactic domination.'