Alien Afficionado Pillows

"So, where are you headed to next?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Houston, we have a problem."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Hair Crop Circle

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."