Alien Afficionado Gifts

"So, where are you headed to next?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."