Imaginary Universe Traveler Gifts

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

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"Take me to your mechanic."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.