Cosmic Traveller Prints

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

The Lost World: You are Here

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Save Our Universe

How am I abducting?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

There is No Planet C

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Parking meter on the moon.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."