Astro-traveler Prints

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

How am I abducting?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

A Space Walk

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'