Animal Comics Fans Gifts

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"She's a miniature."

'The mutton dinner? -- and you a SHEEP DOG?'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"I was almost that last year."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I'm the best candidate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

Long Dachshund

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

We're barely gonna make it!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'