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"She's a miniature."

'The mutton dinner? -- and you a SHEEP DOG?'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"I was almost that last year."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

"I'm the best candidate."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Long Dachshund

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

We're barely gonna make it!

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"Jack Russell?"