Cute Monsters Collector Gifts

Vampire Bat

Director/Action Man toy.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

You just keep giving.

Baby face

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"You order the microbrew?"

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Top Trolls

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

Gee, thanks

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'Aw - cute!'

"Estate sale"

A matador faces off a tiny bull