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"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Lazy plumber.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Tortoise polishing his shell

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Vodka

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"The government doesn't understand me."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

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