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Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Jelly I.V.

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Centaur falls in love.

Vodka

When Pugs dream.

The Centaur of Attention.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

'Convergent evolution: Hammerheaded emu.'

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

Bumbles bounce

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

Gullibility and Loch Ness Monster Sightings

Sports Optometrist and Cyclops.

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

"I'm beginning to think this lake is devoid of life!"

A sliding tackle with an unusual outcome.

'The pandemic is here!!!'

'A second opinion? I'm trying to think if I know any vets...'

Unicorn horseshoes

The Elusive, Reclusive, and now extinct. . . Pan-Ze-Ass.

Rebuttel

"He's my little fur baby is what he is."