Digital Creature Caretaker Gifts

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Egg Buggy

Tortoise polishing his shell

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Vodka

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Worm Appreciation Society!

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"I'm training him to do chores."

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

"The lost password department's that way."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'