Creature Keeper Gifts

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Which one is yours?"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

A were-cow.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Vodka

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Love Hurts

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.