Digital Fish Caretaker T-Shirts

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

S.S.dot.com

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

How their world views have changed over time.

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Snub Marine

Young MacDonald

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'