Reptile Caregiver Gifts

"...and the cast should come off in four to six weeks."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Dog on man's stair lift

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Crocodile

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"You've got a friend in me."

Rex the Dog.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"