Crocodile Caretaker Gifts

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Crocodile

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Horse Clean-up

'I'm really thirsty.'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Crocodile Shoes

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

Succeed.

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Gator Painter.

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Worm Appreciation Society!

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'