Crocodile Tamer At Heart Gifts

Crocodile Surfing.

Crocodile

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Steve Irwin.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Gator Painter.

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Cunning Crocodile.

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

Filming the Crocodile.

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"I need your help to drain the swamp."