Crocodile Tamer At Heart T-Shirts

Crocodile Surfing.

Crocodile

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Gator Painter.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

Cunning Crocodile.

Filming the Crocodile.

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"My son, the crocodile!"

"I need your help to drain the swamp."