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"Yes, it's close to the river, but the main selling point is that this property is located in a flood zone..."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

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'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

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Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

Gator Painter.

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Cunning Crocodile.

Filming the Crocodile.

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"