Crocodile Couture Enthusiast T-Shirts

Gator Painter.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Crocodile

Vivienne Westwood

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Crocodile Shoes

Steve Irwin.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"