Crocodile Couture Enthusiast Prints

Gator Painter.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Crocodile

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"