Crocodile Enthusiast Prints

Steve Irwin.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Man putting crocodile into canoe/kayak roofrack.

"Here's your problem."

"He won't listen to me. Tell him the benefits of flossing."

'I have no idea what shoes and pocketbooks are, but those words give me the willies.'

Jungle Dentist Procedure

'Oh no! I told you not to bring the litigators with you...'

'Just stave them off! I'm putting for eagle.'

"Stop that right now, I know they're not real tears?"

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

'Faking tears works wonders on the ladies: They love it when you seem to show emotion...'

'You know they say if you throw a baby into the water it'll swim? ... not true.'

'Yeah, sometimes one of those litigators will crawl out of the canal and eat one or two of the neighborhood pets...' will cra

'Jim! Where Are You, Jim?'

Crocodile Organizer

"Mr. Jackson, the first rule of being a good salesman is 'never eat your customers before they sign the contract'."

"Norm! Ask her if she's got a sister."

'I know this sounds vain, but I'm thinking of having my teeth capped.'

'Hold it - this won't work - your tail is in the way.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'You don't look very wild to me.'

"You're quite right...your wine cellar is extensive."

"I need your help to drain the swamp."

"Yeah, you could call this my "breakfast", but the fast lasted over six months..."

"Sorry for snapping at you like that."

"I'm trying to get more vegetables in my diet by eating vegetarians."

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Whoa. Déjà vu."

"So now we deal mano a mano, as it were."

Crocodile Shoes

"Knew 'em - ate 'em."

Filming the Crocodile.