Crocodile Caretaker Mugs

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Crocodile

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Crocodile Shoes

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Horse Clean-up

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'I'm really thirsty.'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Steve Irwin.

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Worm Appreciation Society!

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Succeed.

Gator Painter.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."