Crocodile Conundrum Manager Gifts

'It's too dangerous at the water-hole because of the crocodiles: I get my water delivered now...'

Crocodile

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Crocodile Shoes

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Gator Painter.

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

Cunning Crocodile.

Filming the Crocodile.

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'