Crocodile Conundrum Manager T-Shirts

'It's too dangerous at the water-hole because of the crocodiles: I get my water delivered now...'

Crocodile

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Crocodile Shoes

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Steve Irwin.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

Gator Painter.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

Filming the Crocodile.

Cunning Crocodile.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'