Crocodile-centric Humorist T-Shirts

'I'm Dr. Pooches and I'll be your den...Oh, boy.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Too much concealer?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Giraffe Portrait

Crocodile

Cow writer.

Crow and fox

Guide fish.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The Sensitive Dude.

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Another hot flash?

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Shark Chum