Crocodile-centric Humorist Pillows

'I'm Dr. Pooches and I'll be your den...Oh, boy.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Crocodile

Cow writer.

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Guide fish.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

The Sensitive Dude.

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

The polar bear's vending machine.

Crocodile Shoes