Kitten Care Gifts

'You've got some nerve, showing your face around here!'

'Mom, Angelina just had a population explosion!'

The Not So Wild West

"When I was your age, I had to trudge 20 feet through thick shag carpet to a scratching post!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Next!'

The Cat Spa

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Pest Control

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'