Kitten Raising Gifts

'The cat will learn in his own time Karl.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'What's that humming sound?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

The Not So Wild West

Hell No Kitty

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

Cat Boss

Ginger cats.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Menage a Paws.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Zen Kitten

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Cat boxer

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.