Kitten Raising Prints

'The cat will learn in his own time Karl.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'What's that humming sound?'

The Not So Wild West

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Cat Boss

Ginger cats.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Menage a Paws.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"A kitten for your thoughts."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Zen Kitten

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Cat boxer

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

Kitten Futures