Kittens Gifts

"It's kittens."

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

'What's that humming sound?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Menage a Paws.

'Harriet - We outlasted him!'

'Listen! She's playing our song!'

I should warn you - he is very playful!

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Ginger cats.

Cat Lady

Cat face

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat Reunion

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Diving Cat.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"I hate it..."

The Not So Wild West

Cats

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'