Kitten Care Pillows

'You've got some nerve, showing your face around here!'

'Mom, Angelina just had a population explosion!'

The Not So Wild West

"When I was your age, I had to trudge 20 feet through thick shag carpet to a scratching post!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Next!'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Pest Control

Hell No Kitty

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."