Feline Care Pillows

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

The Cat Lady

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"How many is too many?"

"No guilt! This is the price they areed tp pay for a shot at our mercurial affections."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I don't mind cats, but I'm more of a dogman."

"Please, Dear, don't put the cat out anymore!"

Always Be Clawing

"It's not the dry food I hate, it's that crunching sound you make when you eat it!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Horror movies

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'