Kitten Caregiver T-Shirts

The Not So Wild West

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Hell No Kitty

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Cat yoga

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."