Cat Ownership Mugs

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Cat Thanks.

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Catsulation

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"Around here his word is law."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'How's your new fish?'

'I'm the dog he never had.'

What your pets do when you're not at home.

'STOP dad! I found Kitty.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'I must say, your new loo is coming along really nicely.'

'Can we talk, Lola?'

"Hurry up. I might want out."

"I don't mind cats, but I'm more of a dogman."

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

'Mom, Angelina just had a population explosion!'

"I didn't know you had a vegan cat."

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

'I think the cat wants out...'

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

"They say I'm anti social, but that's not true, I like to hang out with you guys. It's just humans I don't like to be around..."

"She's okay...just enjoying some much needed me-ow time."

"I hate it..."

"Make up your mind...it's freezing in here!"